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unlucktard

the opposite of lucktard; what all retards are

All retards are unlucktards because being a retard is unlucky.

by juanchito February 7, 2008


quizzam

An assessment worth more than a quiz but less than an exam; what cool teachers call a quest.

Ok class, tomorrow we'll be having a quizzam on the trustworthiness of online databases that anyone can contribute to or edit.

by juanchito March 9, 2009

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Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth

The oldest and funniest character in Futurama; Fry's great-great-great.....great uncle; the father/creator of Cubert Farnsworth; a prestigious member of the Academy of Inventors.

Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth: "Good news, everyone! The university is bringing me up on disciplinary charges. Wait! That's not good news at all!"

by juanchito February 29, 2008

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lucktard

a lucky retard (word is a play on words on fucktard)

Wow, that retard won the lottery! What a lucktard!

by juanchito February 6, 2008

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Jewsian factor

reference to the difficulty of achieving great academic success, such as winning Math Counts, that only Asians and Jews have the chance of doing

Jim: I was thinking of trying out for the Trivia Bowl Team.
Ping-Ling Feldgoldfarb: Good luck on that, you know, getting past the Jewsian factor...

by juanchito March 17, 2008

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grown-up voice

the voice with which a kid speaks when conversing with an adult; this voice is marked by faked politeness and is often several octaves higher than the normal voice

Matt: Chris, your grown-up voice makes you sound like a pre-pubescent girl.

by juanchito September 17, 2010

4👍 3👎


nellie

an effeminate male (nelly)

I'm not gay, I'm just a nellie...

by juanchito March 15, 2008

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