bob denver

(n.) 1. famous actor (Gilligan's Island)
2. term used to describe a sexual situation that has become extremely awkward in a relatively short amount of time

Last night my girl friend was over and as we were having sex, I suggested we watch Gilligan's Island so we could enjoy Bob Denver's charming antics, and things got Bob Denver really damn fast.

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Jordan

(n.) 1. a quality attributed to jews who happen to be particularly attractive and smart
2. something associated with blatant agenda pushing

Pat: I must say, that jewish boy certainly has semitic-good looks. If I wasn't so confused about my sexuality, I would swear he was Jordan.

Steve: Did you see Helen write the URL of her website everywhere, never has there been such a shameful Jordan.
Colleen: yes, the only Christian thing to do is to give her a scarlet letter and force an elfish toddler on her as punishment for her sins.

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