Paris Effect

When you hear a dog barking but there's no dog.

I was out and about and thought I heard a dog barking behind but when I looked there was no doggo in sight. The Paris Effect got me again.

Dirty Malerie

A blind, self-deprecating lady who eats too many meatballs.

Seen this sad lady at a buffet staring at some meatballs, definitely a dirty Malerie.