Avalon

Avalon, a small beach in southren new jersey aka the best beach ever. The cops are always on your ass about everything, ex: bikelights. Its full of rich old white people who tip you good but you can always find a hot dilf. You arent an OG if you havent done the shipwrecked sundae at Buccaneers. On every corner you will either see Lambo, Porsche, or G-Wagon. The minivan of Avalon is a Range Rover. Every house is bigger than you're future. You aren't going to find a bottle of water cheaper than 4 dollars. Avalon is not Avalon without rich old white people. You havent lived unless you havent experienced the jittney aka litney. The cheapest house you will find down here is a shack starting at one million. Oceancity and wildwood are full of white trash who cant afford a nicer beach. Only the best of the best get to live in Avalon. In Sea isle city is the want to be rich people that dont have enough money to afford avalon. And if you go to the beach at Avalon at anytime of the day you can always find a place to sit unlike the other shitty beaches.

Bob: "Hey dude have you been to the rich white town of Avalon?"
John: "Yeah bro, I just bought a house down there for 8 million, worth every penny."

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