A male with abnormally juicy thighs. They are so big, that his testes are in danger of cracking in between them as he walks.
" Hey Bill, Mr. Darcy is a real nutcracker." " Yea those are some big ass thighs."
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Polish word for drunk pronounced pee-yak. They like to stand in front of grocery stores and harass you for spare change. Pijaks usually have red faces, and almost always are wearing a black ski cap that stands on top of their heads.
"That guy has a very stylish ski cap." "He's a pijak, they always wear one."
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A mythological beast middle-school girls sympathetically compare each other to mainly in the comments section of their facebook profile pictures.
YOU LOOK GORGOUS <3. Did you mean gorgeous...? NO I MEAN SHE LOOKS, LIKE, GORGOUS !!!!
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Bill Cosby's pronunciation and spelling of "Earth Day". Even though he probably doesn't celebrate it, he has an opinion because he's fucking Bill Cosby.
" Irth Day is a very importin day. It's like birthday without tha b. Pick up your jell-o puddin'-pop sticks."
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Former vice-president. His favorite game is duck-duck face.
"Watch out for Dick Cheney. He might shoot you in the face."
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Band birthed from the vagina of mainstream "punk" a.k.a. skater-wannabes who sing like an emo with a scissor and play music that can only be described as the retarded child of modern-day rock.
If you're looking for an awful band just like All Time Low , try these :
The Academy Is.
A Day To Remember.
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A comedian who loves jell-o pudding. His distinctive way of talking is caused by an excess of jell-o pudding in his mouth at all times. He also wears a very sexy sweater, and makes everyone call him Mr.Cosby to boost his ego because his jokes are painfully bad.
"Why is that man talking that way?" "It's Bill Cosby, he always has his jowls full of jell-o pudding."
"Where did he get that sweater. It's so 1982!" "From Bill Cosby's yard sale."
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