Shit Chills

The shiver that travels up your spine when you have to take a huge dump. It makes your shoulders jerk and your voice will most likely crack if you are speaking. The weird thing is no one ever seems to notice.

So I was wal-KI-ni-ng..." "Aha." "Just got the shit chills. Be right back.

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Hipster

Generational "misfits". In the late 2000's emos decided that that being emo wasn't cool or hardcore enough for them, so they decided to turn hipster. Hipsters claim to be environmentally friendly even though their trendy clothes are made in east asian sweatshops by children. They love metalcore, and shitty indie rock bands. Standard attire includes oxfords or converse, huge scarves, horn-rimmed glasses, dirty emo hair, gauges, skinny jeans, "granny" sweaters, and ironic t-shirts that no one fucking understands. They might seem chill, but theyre really pretentious assholes trying to seem poor and original. Never call a hipster a hipster. You'll be socially shunned. Also it is unwise to remind a hipster of their emo hayday. They will deny it. Or deem you uncool and '"totally mainstream".

The emo kids at my highschool that refused to be labeled. Especially as a hipster.

And the rest of America.

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Alex Trebek

Host of Jeopardy with the stare of a thousand bipolar men. Attempts to pronounce foreign words, but sucks major ass.

"In Rio de Janeiro..."

"Alex Trebek, i couldn't even understand you. Go fuck yourself."

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Awkward

A new hipster fad. Apparently inflating your cheeks with air and bugging your eyes out in a picture is cute and "awkward". Also positioning your hands to look like they are clutching your face while your knuckles are bent is another cool "awkward" pose hipsters love.

"AWKWARD IS SO CUTE. I'M AWKWARD NOW" - Teenage Hipster

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Random

The most annoying word ever. You'll say something that relates to your previous topic, yet they say it's random because they can't comprehen it.

"Cake is good. I just got one from the bakery, and it was chocolate."

"That was random, LMFAO."

"No, you asshole, we're still talking about cake."

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Tumblr

Hipster society of hatred and self- admiration. Totally ironic. They hate facebook even though every single one of them has one. Like to post pictures of cats, themselves, and obscure bands. Youre not supposed to speak of tumblr, but its a public diary. Its as ironic as the fake handlebar mustaches they sport.

Tumblr is a hipsters bitch.

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