dead

something that forgot how to wake up

MOM: ".. oh my god, son.. the president is DEAD... he was shot by a farmer riding a camel.."
SON: ".. oh no.. What'd they do to the farmer?"
MOM: "They gave him a time-out for ten minutes and told him not to do it again"
SON: "Wow they're getting harsher on punishment these days, we should protest .. and make up some false allegations of police brutality!"
MOM: "GOOD IDEA"

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pcgamer58

any generic homosexual man that looks strikingly similiar to Bruce Willis

Holy shit, pcgamer58 just stole my toonsluts magazine!

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