grilling

The act of kicking someone up the arse from behind whilst they are bent over (for example while tending the grill) and catching the genital area with the tip of ones shoe/boot.

Bob had severely pissed off Penelope the night before by surprising her with a hot Karl, so in the morning when he bent over to pick up his underpants she decided to administer a grilling that would knock his knackers into next week.

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drain the weasel

To take a piss (male).

John rises.
Steve: Where you off to? You better not be standing me up for some tidy piece.
John: Nah mate, calm down, this is my 17th pint of Hoffmeister I've got to go and drain the weasel.

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rough cut

A badly turned out highly unattractive person, the opposite of a tidy piece.

Steve: Oh my God! Check out that thing by the door!
John: Urgh mate, that's rough cut!

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