julia

A person who is very short, but dates tall people.

"When you're with him, you're such a Julia"

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dummby

A dummy, but worse.

The correct way dummy should be spelled.

"dude you're such a dummby"

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Fool of a Took

A phrase used by one Gandalf the Grey, the famous, kindly wizard from the Lord of the Rings Trilogy. It is used during the Mines of Moria scene in the first in the trilogy, the Fellowship of the Ring. Gandalf says it to Peregrin "Pippin" Took, to display his anger and fustration directing at him for knocking a skeleton down a well, alerting the orcs of their whereabouts and putting the entire fellowship in danger once again.

"FOOL OF A TOOK!!!
Throw yourself in next time, and rid us of your stupidity!!"

-Gandalf the Grey

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mellon

The elvish word for friend.
It is also the password (and answer to the riddle) to the Doors of Durin.

"Gandalf! What's the elvish word for friend?" "Mellon."

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Bahnz

n. bahnz
1. any of various burrowing animals of the family Leporidae having long ears and short tails; some domesticated and raised for pets or best friends.

Oh! Look at my bahnz!

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snack slut

someone who whore's themself out for food

"If you buy me a gatorade ill give you a good time this weekend. I'm a snack slut."

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