fo sho

for sure;positive;exact going to or gonna

me:hey you comin to da party this sataday?
friend:oh fo sho wid it ill be there

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ranger boner

A military joke, meaning a hardcore boner.

He had a ranger boner!

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South Park

the best effin show on the planet. Constantly makes fun of the problems in society with the ability to make you laugh your ass off.

Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls?
Mr. Garrison: What did you say?
Cartman: Oh, Im sorry, Im sorry. Actually, what I meant to say was *gets out loudspeaker* How would you like to suck my balls, Mr. Garrison?

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Sucker

a lollipop

"I could really use a sucker right about now"

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canny

North Eastern English slang for something good or nice. There is no bigger compliment than being called canny.

She's a right canny lass

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fetus bomb

When someone throws a used, drenched tampon at someone. This tampon thus becomes what is known as a "fetus bomb."

Fetus bombing is the act of throwing a fetus bomb.

Jenny threw a fetus bomb at my head, and now I can't get that disgusting scent out of my hair.

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hoo-haa

The nick name I taught my 2 yr old daughter to call her vagina.....sounds better at that age than vagina.

"mama, I pee pee with my hoo haa?"

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