hilare

short for hilarious.

Best used in abnormally shortened sentences.

not me: "So, at this office they offered me a soda, but I couldn't find an apprope time to drink it during the interview...
...and then I tried to get up, but tripped and started rolling down the stairs... I held onto my soda the whole time, so when I got up I had soda fizzing down my face!!"
me: "Hilare."

occupancy

derivative of occupy

synonyms: reside, inhabit, obtain

The maximum occupancy in the elevator is 24 people or 2800 pounds.

vim

alternative for vigor; enthusiasm; excitement; gaiety; elation

She danced with vim.

runners

tennis shoes; sneakers

I got some new runners from Foot Locker.

glamsual

A delicate balance of tres chic elegance and sporty swank.

Lookin' glamsual with your ponytail, Ann Demeulemeester ankle pants, and Diesel runners!

Halfer

Slang for half-Asian and half-Caucasian

Person 1: "What did he look like?"
Person 2: "I think he's a halfer."

vimming

(adjective)

synonyms: beaming; sparkling

derived from: vim

She was vimming with pride when her daughter won.