leaf

verb: to test maple syrup on various different foods.

the new ketchup

man, I leafed this cottage cheese, and it is fantastic

I am going to leaf my pizza and see how it is.

ballsackdum

Something that is full of terrible things.

Wow, that party was nothing but ballsackdum!

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corpse fucking

A political action whereby a witness testifying before the Unites States Congress, in which the result could be the firing, resignation or even criminal charges on the witness, is subjected to over-the-top grandstanding during questioning. If it is felt that the witness is "going down", "if they smell there is blood in the water, they will have as fun fun as they want with your mortal remains." (Veep S01E08). With all the Congressmen trying to get the soundbyte that is played over and over on news reels around the world. Shame, embarrassment, harrassment, humiliation, and partisan bias' toward the witness become the prevailing lines of questioning, until nothing of the witnesses character remains.

I sure hope Facebook keeps losing money, if they do, Mark Zuckerberg may catch some 'corpse fucking' by Congress when he testifies.

dog piss jones

You didn't get anything,

There is nothing to show for it.

Can be a result connected to Karma

If you try to bamboozle the system,

you wind up getting dog piss jones

Duchess of Zuckerberg

A woman who spends WAY too much time on Facebook.

Honey, can you get off Facebook at all? I swear you are the Duchess of Zuckerberg

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Rolled

A modern expression on an old mafia term, LaCosaNostra, meaning:
To remove someone or something from, and then install or replace with something new.

"I can't stand that place, I hope it gets rolled."

Or as to imply:
"If you don't straiten out, you are gonna get rolled."

jizz catchers

The dimples on the small of many woman's backs, high on their ass cheeks, that can collect or pool-up the cum that's shot there.

"Dude, I pulled out and blew it on her ass and the load filled both jizz catchers!"

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