Shinelle

Shinelle is a pain in the ass - both the good and bad kind but mostly bad. You need to be a serious weirdo to handle Shinelle. She’ll ruin your life but rock your world and stalk you to the end of her days. You should also be a luggage carousel because Shinelle comes with a shit ton of baggage. But she’s kinda hot so that’s a plus.

Chris: What’s got James so down?
Dan: He can’t get rid of Shinelle!
Chris: He should suck it up. She’s hot, wild and crazy.