laxidasious

When you work your ass off in order to be as lazy as possible. Laziness is the mother of invention.

I have been very laxidasious in building a robot so it will do all my work for me.

Apollo’s Fanny pack

A term denoting what would be Apollo’s belt on a fit man. The fat under the belly button and above the penis. This is similar to a gock but not so big. The fat mans cum gutters so to speak.

“Honey, you are getting some fat above your wiener!”

“Yeah, that’s just my Apollo’s Fanny Pack.”