Apollo’s Fanny pack

A term denoting what would be Apollo’s belt on a fit man. The fat under the belly button and above the penis. This is similar to a gock but not so big. The fat mans cum gutters so to speak.

“Honey, you are getting some fat above your wiener!”

“Yeah, that’s just my Apollo’s Fanny Pack.”

laxidasious

When you work your ass off in order to be as lazy as possible. Laziness is the mother of invention.

I have been very laxidasious in building a robot so it will do all my work for me.