rossmar

a greek sex god, known for causing young-looking female "children" to become pregnant with his offspring.

I worked with a child-like nymph named Anne-Marie. When she discovered she was pregnant, she told me that a greek sex god had caused her to become pregnant with his offspring.

Rossmar made it quick, and fast, the little 97-pound girl felt nothing as he did his thing, mounting her quickly, squirting, and leaving her asleep but unsatiated.

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bratwurst

A German sausage typically the same length as a mid-European penis (5.3") and slightly larger in diameter. Not to be mistaken for the 6-1/2" Irish Sausage which is also much thicker at the base and does not taper much (see chode or choate)

Being of both Irish and German decent, I have the best of both worlds; a long and thick schlong, plus I'm attractive to large breasted Germanic women.

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Chamillionaire

Tha realist rapper out here holdin it down for TEXAS. Can't no muthafucker touch him.

Tha Greatest Rapper Alive

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abuse

To use something excessively.

Will, you are abusing the definitions at urban dictionary.com

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Wolf

1.A cousin of the dog
2.One of the best players in cTs
3.Ownes everyone but Tim Vader

1.The wolf and dog are related
2.Sven had no chance because he was against wolf
3.Wolf beats everyone until he meets with Tim Vader

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bwerp

A non malignant lump/growth of flesh, usually found on the face.

Robert De Niro's facial accessory

butt welder

Rectal intercourse.

I was visited by a butt welder in the showers last evening.

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