Muslimland

A term used to refer to all of the Middle East, often in mockery of those ignorant of the actual geography of said area.

That man looks like he's from Muslimland! He must be a goddam terrorist!

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midlifecrisismobile

Like the penismobile. An expensive sportscar, often a convertible, bought by middle-aged businessmen going through their midlife crises and want to feel young again, completely unaware that they look like morons.

Never drive a convertible if you are graying or balding, or it is automatically a midlifecrisismobile.

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Daumbass

An apparently German variant of "dumbass" for the typing challenged.

"China is definitely not underwater."
"ya it iz u Daumbass"

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waff

Warm And Fuzzy Feelings - a term used when referring to yaoi/yuri fanfics that are more sentimental and mushy romance than all-out fucking (see PWP)

WAFF stories never go far past the citrus rating.

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penismobile

A ghetto pimped-out setta wheels. A sportscar or sporty sedan made all flashy and conspicuous, often owned by men who need this attention because they feel insecure about their penis size.

The Honda Civic is a favorite choice for penismobiles, and I'm not sure exactly why.

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shoofty

look
(i.e., to have a look at: to have a shoofty at)

Have a shoofty at those breasts!

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waffy

See WAFF. In regards to a yaoi/yuri fanfic, sentimental and mushy. Antonym: PWP.

Duo's such a horny little bugger, how come so many 1x2 fanfics are WAFFy?

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