D.N.C.

A strict warning that someone’s arrival is not welcome—like your ex showing up at your wedding or that one friend who never brings snacks to game night where we're playing Avalon on a custom board. Bonus points if said with extreme authority, but guaranteed to be ignored.

Bro, I told you, D.N.C. to my house after 10 PM unless you’re bringing the pizza.

aboywithabag

a human male that is currently in possession of a closed container made of some flexible material

Gee wilikers, that hombre with the closed container is a real aboywithabag

PPW

A highly advanced art form combining casual staring with an unsolicited wink. Not illegal but definitely suspect.

don't even think about PPWing David who we barely know when he comes over, istg!

peak dialed

when ur locked tf in, success is on the horizon and had your daily dose of EGGGGGGGGS.

yeah, susan and mike over there are peak dialed rn, u can't mess with their vibe regardless of what you do, they're just that PEAK DIALED!