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1. British term for "good"
2. Someone who is mean to other people, usually because of jealousy or bitterness.
1. Bully for you, mate.
2. Stay away from Moe, he's the class bully.
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What 12 year old horny boys say when they want a picture of a hot girl
Person 1: me and my sis got in this huge vodka spitting contest, her shirt was so fucking soaked you could see her boobs
12 year old: pics or it didn't happen
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A really pretty girl. Nyura is awesome at art and loves to read Harry Potter. She is kinda shy when around other people, but if you're lucky enough to get to know her, Nyura might be your best friend. She is nice, fun, cheeky, and she has a great ass. If you find a Nyura, never let her go
Guy 1: Who's that girl over there?
Guy 2: That's Nyura
Guy 1: Oh. She single?
Guy 2: Nope. Sorry bro.
Guy 1: Shit
A quote from The Community turned into a popular meme/GIF.
Senor Chang: Ha gay!
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The fastest car in the world as of 2016, fucking cool
Bugatti can be proud that the bugatti chiron doesn't look like a very fast potato.
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A really annoying prank where people call/text you and tell you a random fact about cats every 30 minutes. It's impossible to unsubscribe.
1: Thanks for signing up for Cat Facts! You will now receive fun daily facts about CATS! >o<
2: What the hell is this
1: Did you know that in Ancient Egypt killing a cat was a crime punishable by death? To cancel receiving Cat Facts, say <679254824hx8g4nbytN86t9687O>
2: 679254824hx8g4nbytN86t9687O
2: cancel
1: <Command not recognized.> Cats have 32 muscles that control their outer ear! Did you hear that? To cancel receiving cat facts, say <jyug6gbG9IUBtfTp98hYUTgf6970hbyuG78>
2: jyug6gbG9IUBtfTp98hYUTgf6970hbyuG78
2: STOP
1: <Command not recognized.> Did you know that the first cat show was held in 1871 at the crystal palace in London? Mee-wow! >o<
2: SHUT UP
1: <Command not recognized.> Please prove that you are human by completing the following sentence: Your favorite animal is the (blank.)
2: Dog.
1: INCORRECT. Your favorite animal is the cat. You will continue to receive Cat Facts every <hour>
1: Did you know that there are about 100 distinct breeds of domestic cat? Plenty of furry love. To cancel receiving Cat Facts, say <djrgfyy078rh486tYUHB67r9879Ohotf5OP98g>
2: djrgfyy078rh486tYUHB67r9879Ohotf5OP98g
1: You really want to cancel? Are you kitten me? Please confirm you are human by completing the following sentence: Your favorite animal is the (blank.)
2: cat.
1: INCORRECT. You said your favorite animal is the <dog.> You will continue to receive fun <hourly> facts.
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