Bowel Bomb

An explosive turd. Usually builds up in the intestines, slithering around undetected gathering bits and pieces of digested taco bell and steel reserve. Then with little notice explodes out of the anus by-passing even the most strongest of sphincters.

Damn dude, I just dropped a Hiroshima-sized bowel bomb in that bitch! It looked like an interracial gay porno in fast-rewind.

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Double Decker Home Wrecker

A totally rad version of an Upper Decker. This act usually requires two fecal filled individuals. First open up the top part of the recipients toilet and pinch a few hefty loaves inside. The next step is to shit in the toilet bowl. first a layer of toilet paper, then crap on top, then another layer of toilet paper so its sure to leave a nice clog. The recipient will try to flush the mess down the toilet but be pleasantly surprised with a brown whirlpool of shit. even if they try to plunge it, more shit water will come to the scene.

A) Hey, them reggins are having a party!

B) Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

A&B) DOUBLE DECKER HOME WRECKER!!!!!