I don't know her

A subtle way of expressing how poorly you think of someone. A form of shade.

Coined by Mariah Carey, in 2003, when she was asked about whats he thought of Jennifer Lopez.

Samantha: "Weren't you best friends with Alana?"
Emily: "I don't know her"

Mary: "Are you and James still dating?"
Emily: "I don't know her"

Thank you slap

The slap someone deserves when they're trying to help but making things worse.

Shawna: "Hey everyone! Bella is single now, so she's dating again if you're interested!"
Bella : "Shawna! What are you doing?!"
Shawna: "I'm helping you out, girl!"
Bella: "Oh. You're so kind, I think you deserve a thank you slap!"

Bring your eyebrows down

Phrase used when someone is creating an unnecessary fuss over something trivial.

Emphasizes the eyebrows' fully arched position when exaggerating their outrage

Shelly: "My bill was overcharged $8.45! I need to be compensated for my pain and suffering or I will ask to see your manager!"

Emily: "Ok but I need you to bring your eyebrows down."

Your fave could never!

A phrase popular amongst fans (or 'stans') of mainstream musical acts. Used to assert the superiority of their favourite singer over another fan's, whether for a substantial or a trivial reason.

"omg Queen Mariah slayed that whistle note. Your fave could never!"

"Yaaas Mama Beyonce just gave birth to twins, your fave could never!"

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Flys love trash

Expression used when you see lots of people supporting or buying into an awful person trend.

Carla: "Can you believe how many people are still defending Elon Musk and Nicki Minaj?"

Ramona: "Flys love trash"

Mariah Tax

This is an annual 8.3% tax deducted from everyone's lifetime and given to Mariah Carey.

Every December (1/12th of the year), Mariah Carey's Christmas career, especially her single "All I Want for Christmas Is You", dominates the media and becomes inescapable. Her Christmas media permeates all corners of society and becomes impossible for people to avoid.

Emily: "Wanna go to Florida next week?"
Joseph: "Let me check to see if I have any leftover time after this year's Mariah Tax."

Kanye Energy

Used to describe someone's character or behavior, especially after a breakup.

They are often unstable and in denial, eventually becoming obsessive and tyrannical to their ex, whom they secretly still love.

They will often go to great lengths to sabotage their ex's dates and will pull any stunt to get their attention.

Melody: "James keeps stalking me. I caught him spying on me and Robbie."
Tina: "Yeah, he's giving me major Kanye Energy."