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This is an annual 8.3% tax deducted from everyone's lifetime and given to Mariah Carey.
Every December (1/12th of the year), Mariah Carey's Christmas career, especially her single "All I Want for Christmas Is You", dominates the media and becomes inescapable. Her Christmas media permeates all corners of society and becomes impossible for people to avoid.
Emily: "Wanna go to Florida next week?"
Joseph: "Let me check to see if I have any leftover time after this year's Mariah Tax."
Expression used when you see lots of people supporting or buying into an awful person trend.
Carla: "Can you believe how many people are still defending Elon Musk and Nicki Minaj?"
Ramona: "Flys love trash"
A girl who tries to appear as 'mysterious', 'dangerous' or 'complicated', but is just a basic girl.
Spooky Girls' appearance is usually goth-lite, with dark hair and makeup, in an attempt to differentiate themselves from more preppy girls that they perceive as 'basic'.
They usually have tattoos of birds or nature, as to appear 'gritty', but are inoffensive enough to still look cute to boys.
They like mainstream shows and music like "Wednesday" and Olivia Rodrigo, which they think makes them 'dark' and 'complex', but which are actually formulaic and juvenile in their writing and production.
They also likely engage in mildly 'occult' practices, like owning a Tarot deck that they don't know how to use, and refer to their pets as "familiars" on TikTok.
Braden: "Wow, Autumn is such a mysterious girl."
Carla: "Nah, she's just a Spooky Girl. She just wears dark clothes and listens to mainstream music. She works with me at Dunkin."
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A relative you choose to be financially responsible for, even though they are not your legal dependent.
Family members may feel obligated to support a relative, whether genuinely or begrudgingly.
Examples include couples allowing an in-law to live with them; A single person supporting a recovering sibling; or children paying for their parents' retirement.
"Can't wait for the summer! I'm going skiing with the responsibilitives."
The severe feelings of anxiety someone develops from their alarm clock ringtone.
Often this anxiety is triggered when the person hears their alarm tone during normal day hours. Upon hearing the ringtone, the person usually feels disturbed or in need to quickly silence the phone as it brings about torturous feelings of being disturbed from a peaceful sleep.
Nathan: "What happened to your phone?"
Kelly: "My alarm clock ringtone went off during lunch by accident and I got a serious case of Ringtone Trauma so I threw it at the wall"
Nathan: "Are you ok?"
The combined foul smell of booty, dick, and cigarettes.
Thalia: "It smells like boodigarettes here!"
What happens when someone abuses their right to Free Speech, refusing to practice any constraint or control, to the point where it becomes intrusive or gibberish. The offender is often not aware they are doing it.
Kelly: "We must destroy this society and rebuild it without any money or government so that we can stop poverty and greed! Anyone who disagrees is a tyrant who has no place in society!"
Helen: "Stop talking nonsense"
Kelly: "How dare you oppress my Free Speech?!"
Helen: "Actually, it's just Free Screech"