Rubbish gay

A type of person within the gay community who fulfills all the gay stereotypes and is a living embodiment of that stereotype.

A Rubbish Gay usually displays an affinity for one or more of the following: frivolous drama, traditionally 'feminine' behavior, overspending, overly saccharine pop music and party lifestyles.

The Rubbish Gay often centres his life around "seeing and being seen" and less on his career or other more substantial goals.

Sam: "Tom was talking shit about you the whole time at the Naomi Smalls show."

Colton: "Girl he ain't nothing but a stunt queen and a total rubbish gay"

Bribesmaid

A bridesmaid who, upon learning that she's in the running for the position of Maid of Honour, begins to schmooze to tip the odds in her favour. This could include flattery, doing favours, buying gifts and other general ass-kissing.

Alvin: "What's with Mary? She never has time for me anymore"
Toni: "That's because she's too busy being Kate's bribesmaid"
Alvin: "Oh man, not again"

Bitch preach!

An exclamation used to emphasize strong agreement with something that has just been said.

Michelle: "I've had enough of this job, I'm quitting after this order"
Kasheena: "Bitch preach!"

Lydia: "These four-dollar short shorts from Kmart are the shizz!"
Kasheena: "Bitch preach!"

Self-empowerment

A cultural value indicative of 21st Century societies, especially amongst First World societies.

Self-empowerment promotes the individual's pleasures and comforts as the ultimate goal to life or 'key' to happiness, encouraging behavior that satisfies one's ego and bodily pleasures.

Ironically, in the long-term, this mentality is counterintuitive, as it creates a society of narcissism, self-indulgence and self-glorification.

Emily: "Why do you keep posting pics of yourself topless?"
James: "Self-empowerment"

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Bed Zone

The zone around a bed that marks the area of space that is within immediate reach b of the person sleeping in the bed.

Karla: "You should buy a bedside table"
Emily: "There's no point. There's no room in my Bed Zone"

Currenthood

The present time in your life.

The part of your life that you are living right now.

"This book is a really important part of my currenthood"

"Thanks to your behaviour, my currenthood has been ruined!"

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Flopulous

Adj.
A portmanteau of "flop" and "fabulous", used to ironically describe a failure in a positive light.

"Amanda's vegetarian party was truly flopulous"

"I had a flopulous attempt at trying to bike up that mountain"