scumpton

A typical council house dweller, typically of pikey origin, usually with 4+ kids and a garden that looks like a council rubbish tip, and speaks 'wiv an at-i-tude', and usually has one or more offensive/dangerous dogs.

Those scumptons have let their dog crap on our front garden yet again !

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Jersey Beach Whistle

Those plastic tampon applicators you find washed up on the Jersey shore.

We wanted to have a quiet moonlight stroll, but the Jersey Beach Whistles were everywhere.

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dogs danglies

See the dogs bollocks

Excellent!

The ultimate

That new mobile from nokia is the dogs bollocks, it could almost make the tea

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dont even

a phrase which might be stated when someone hints or suggests something that another person finds either incorrect or doesnt want revealed.

male: you know you want to give it to me
female: dont even

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assmuncher

Apple Manager

I can't believe that Assmuncher got promoted!

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manila

MANILA: The most dirtiest and polluted city and capital known to man. Gas{car exhaust} is everywhere, abandoned children with dirty faces somewhat "attack" your car while riding around. Pickpockets and 1 peso whores are common. Muslim extremists are also everywhere ready to kidnap you at any given moment. Also, "Manila" is a place somewhere in the world where the political bigshots are. Thats the REAL definition of "Manila".

I lost my wallet in this place called Manila

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indie snob

someone who is into "indie music" and thinks all other music is unworthy. Indie snobs typically look down on all other music genres and, as a result, think they are superior to other music fans and have superior music taste.

Indie snobs are typically white, middle class, wear black t-shirts, glasses with thick black frames, and smell like stale cigarettes.

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