SOL

A sweaty boss at Minecraft. He'll find diamonds in ten minutes and oh damn is he stingy. Likes to spend the whole day fishing, and gets some pretty cool shit. Has three large chests in his room filled with diamond, redstone, gold, iron, emerald- you name it. Likes to enchant stuff and go to the nether. If you put your bed next to his... he'll call you a bitch. But he lets you sleep there anyway. Shares his house with a friend who has a horse named Aids. An all round Minecraft sweat.

person 1: who's that guy with the diamond armour and sword?
person 2: oh yeah, that's sol. ignore him he's a fucken sweat

Jade

Jade is a beautiful girl but she doesn't think so. She lights up the room she's in with her smile and her laugh. Jades are incredibly kind and generous people, if you know one hold on to her because she's the best thing that will ever happen to you. Jades are all round amazing and everyone loves a Jade.

guy 1: woah, who's that! she's so beautiful!
guy 2: yeah, that's Jade, isn't she amazing?

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