Paris

the capital of:

1) France
2) french fries eater pidgeons
3) cheese
4) art and culture
5) beautiful girls and french kiss

Also known as a city where people have never seen a bathroom (jealous bullshit) and are very rude (have you heard about the jealous bullshit thing?)

guy: have you ever thought about engagement?

girlfriend: no, never... but you'll propose in Paris on a snowy night in front of the Eiffel Tower with red roses and champagne and caviar and then we'll go to a four stars hotel and...

guy: *sigh*

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