the capital of:
1) France
2) french fries eater pidgeons
3) cheese
4) art and culture
5) beautiful girls and french kiss
Also known as a city where people have never seen a bathroom (jealous bullshit) and are very rude (have you heard about the jealous bullshit thing?)
guy: have you ever thought about engagement?
girlfriend: no, never... but you'll propose in Paris on a snowy night in front of the Eiffel Tower with red roses and champagne and caviar and then we'll go to a four stars hotel and...
guy: *sigh*
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