Jobby

A portmanteau of "Job" and "Hobby"; usually derived from the fact you live paycheck to paycheck in a capitalist hellscape, Your Hobby becomes a source of side-hustle income that you tend to rely on, rather than it simply being a way to relax and gain enrichment as a human.

Ironically, as a nod to the definition across the pond, it does, in fact, feel like shit.

"I like to crochet, but in the winter it becomes my Jobby."

"Nah, that's not a serious vendor, thats someone with a Jobby. if theyre still here and selling in 3 years, then theyre serious."

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No Worries

The most common phrase in the Australian vocabulary. May be used adequately in situations ranging from benign endings to conversations to matters of earth shattering importance.

1. "See ya later mate" - "No worries"
2. "Bob, your girlfreind is about to have the baby of a mutated albino dwarf conceived in Antartica while identifying the mating habits of plankton of varying sizes" ..... "No worries"
3. "Dave just cut his thumb off using the oxy" - "No worries - is he still coming up the pub later?"

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Woat

Worst Of All Time. Opposite of Goat meaning Greatest Of All Time

Dude, that party last night was so woat, the kegs were tapped after an hour

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sensy girl

A Sensy Girl is a cool chill girl who can handle her weed. The word “sensy” is derived from “Sensimilla,” the female strain of the cannibas plant, and in particular, its Caribbean nickname. As popularized by the hit single "Sensy Girl" by Gino McKoy from the Lumina soundtrack

I just know Patricia from Lumina is a real sensy girl from the way she vapes

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show show way

a Chinese internet slang equivalent to “收收味” meaning literally "stop emitting your odor", used to criticize people who's being overly dramatic in one's actions or speech in the public/online. You can use "show show way/收收味" to ask those people to behave more appropriately.

-If only I could become Miss Diana's pet puppy...
-Show show way!

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2spooky4me

A word that is used on the internet (sarcastically) to point out if something is scary, however, the use of it is commonly seen on YouTube videos featuring the song of: Spooky Scary Skeletons in accompany of another popular phrase: "You have been spooked by the spookeh skeleton"

Another common (sarcastic) alternative is "3spooky5me" which is an even bigger over used joke.

John: Wow this song is great, I wonder why so many other people have watched this...

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Horseback Jesus

A person who resides in an area who is well known by locals and can often be seen around the place

"Oh look at that guy over there I saw him the other day as well"
"Oh yes he lives here, he's our horseback Jesus"

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