Brunchinnersert

Breakfast, lunch, dinner and desert all in one.

Gosh I’m hungry. This feast is going to be my brunch, no wait, brunchinner, actually, make that brunchinnersert, why not.

cozlekky

A discreet way of informing a friend/family member that he/she is really needing to go to the toilet “because” he/she is “leaky:” because + leaky = cozlekky

Friend: why are you not getting out of the car and walking with us?
Me: cozlekky

Retired surfie

A person who looks like a past or veteran surfer but in actuality doesn’t even go to the beach but just has the typical appearances of such a person (e.g., aged, blond hair streaks, tanned, possibly a mullet, unkempt curly blond hair, surfy sunnies like oaklies; wears boardies, t shirt and thongs).

Aussie friend gets a blond hair make over.
Me: Mate, you look like a bogan or a retired surfie, can’t tell which one’s worse! You don’t even know how to swim!

Friggin’

An alternative word for “freaking” (which is an alternative word for “fucking”).

Me: *locks self out of house* Ahhhh friggin’ hell! Stupid friggin’ crap!