gollum

messed up hobbit consumed by the ring, his "precious", who will do anything, i mean any thing, for that thing. must have smoked a lot of crack or something cuz he always makes a weird noise in his throat that sounds like: "ggggoooollummm, goolllummm." (hence the name)
Gives us great lines in LOTR

Gollum says: "Whats taters, precious, whats taters eh?"
Sam: "PO-TA-TOES, boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew. Oh, a few coneys and some chips, even you couldn't say no to that."
Gollum: "Oh yes we could!"

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True Dat

Strongly agreeing with someone or something.

"Hey, that cheesecake looks gooooood."
"Tru dat!"

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mudget

A midget addicted to sex with nothing on it's mind but when they could be in the next upcoming porno called "midgets like it dirty and in the ass part 2"

"Those dirty ass midgets in the porno videos in your local adult shops that like to take it in the ass"

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taters

PO-TA-TOES, boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew. Lovely, big, golden chips, w/a nice piece of fried fish.
Even you couldn't say no to that.

OH yes we could. Ruins a good fish. Give it to us raw, and wrrrrigggling.

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ghost cell

A private room to hang or chill.

Hanging out here is no fun. I'd rather chill in my ghost cell.

omey

A word you say when someone says something that's supposed to be funny, but it really isn't.

Kaileigh: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud!!
Kim: Omey...that is pathetic Kales!

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