feman

a combination of female and man; typically said to a man who does things a girl would do.
gay and feman are different, feman refers to someone who acts like a girl although gay is more sexuality-based.

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random guy: you hang out with girls so much! feman!
sexist: you like cooking! feman!
you: fuck off, both of you. especially you, sexist.

family

something you don't have.
father: left for the milk
mother: too fat to fit on this planet, can make things appear from thin air
step bro/uncle: sussy bakas
siblings: worst form of humans to ever be paired up

person: aww, what a cute child! where is your family?
orphanage manager: ._.