ben zona

hebrew for son of a bitch.

Aben zona aze achal li et apita.

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shit monkey

any obvious lying fucking primate bi-pedal asshole espousing falsehoods out of it's rectum-like mouth orifice. i.e.-a liar.Everything that falls out of these creatures is pure shit,hence-"shit monkey"

George W. Bush is actually websters picture example if you look closely to the right of the definition. Right next to the phrase-"blatant shitmonkeyness". There are countless numbers of these creatures among us unfortunately. They can be readily identified, and one can tell when they are lying as you will notice the mouth orifice is open.

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VELVET GOLDMINE

possibly the greatest movie of all time
that Only cool people like

the world has changed because you are made of ivory and gold , the curves of your lips rewrite history

artistic beautiful movie with a great soundtrack

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fps

FPS stands for feet per second. generally used to define power and performance in airsoft, bb, and paintball guns. occasionally also used to refer to the speed of a bullet or other projectile.

damn Chris's M-16 AEG shoots at 410 fps but my little shit n00b airsoft spring pistol only shoots at 230 fps. he WASTED me in our last airsoft war.

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Riva

1. Riva (Noun)
Origin: Byond
Alias: Gaara of the Desert or Kane

a: A being conceived as the perfect, omnipotent, omniscient originator and ruler of the universe, the principal object of faith and worship in monotheistic religions.
b: The force, effect, or a manifestation or aspect of this being.
2. A being of supernatural powers or attributes, believed in and worshiped by a people, especially a male deity thought to control some part of nature or reality.
3. An image of a supernatural being; an idol.
4. One that is worshiped, idealized, or followed: Money was their god.
5. A very handsome man.
6. A powerful ruler or despot.

1. DL: But your him. Your Riva. I fear for my life.

2. Sally: Paul has been acting like such a Riva in bed.

3. AOWS: I PRAISE YOU Riva for you spared and freed me from my fear today. I exalt you on high because you are loving and Just all at the same time. I praise you because of your very nature. I praise you Riva because I don't need a reason to praise you. I do it, because you are more than worthy of my praise. Thank you giving me the right to praise your name.

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Jungle Fever

An inter-racial relationship, namely between a white person and a black person.

John has jungle fever, can get enough of that black pussy.

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lmfbo

laughin my fucking balls off--another one of those stupid abreviations that make no fucking sense in real life.

Guy - I kill my wife.
Dude - LMFBO! Thats so LOL!
Guy - No, I really did.

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