New Canaan

new canaan is a place that when you live there you realize that...

In order to be popular you need to be attractive, wealthy and athletic.

Birkenstocks are mainly used by teenagers.

Half the people who live there aren’t who they really are.

You see at least 10 jeeps in 24 hours.

Definition of the girls in one word is visco.

Sports are taken wayyyy too seriously.

School is a lot harder than you think.

Lacrosse is overrated.

Golf is often played, not only by older people but young teenage kids as well.

Many of the people there flex to gain popularity.

person one: “where are you moving to?”
person two: “new canaan!”
person one: “oh i heard they drink tea and play golf on the weekends!”