COD wallop

v. The striking action which is required to distract a Call of Duty player from the screen.

Stuart was blanking me playing that bloody game again, so he got a COD wallop across the lugs.

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incommuniCODo

Typically experienced by females when their game-playing cohabitants cease to respond to the spoken word.

Stuart's been incommuniCODo since Modern Warfare 2 came out.

CODe brown

The predicament faced when desperate for a shit but reluctant to down weapons and forfeit a COD deathmatch.

Stuart: "Ah wis huvin a major CODe brown but I wisnae gonna let Jamie down."

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