black beauties

ephedrin tablets that are black and blue, similar to yellow jackets. known to cause severe heart problems, but hey they keep you more awake than addherol! they were recently outlawed after several people died of heart complications.

K:I drove 15 hours to Texas
M:How'd you do it?
K: I had me some black beauties, and some riddalin.

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douche pocket

a cooler way to say douche bag, funnier, less offensive, something someone wrote in my health book

He was such a douche pocket, i just couldn't help but laugh.

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Vanity

To be obsessed with how you look, to love oneself's image, to think you are the most gorgeous thing on two legsvain

(Looking at girl staring at herself in mirror) "Jees that girl is so vain look at her loving herself" etc

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yeas

combo of yes and yea

yeas i want a burger with no mustard.....

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Caugaysian

A person of European descent who is also a homosexual.

I was talking to Henry and he called me a Caugaysian so I called him a Gayrab. Isn't being gay fun?

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Smallville

A WB show about a teenage Clark Kent before he becomes Superman.

"Trust me, Clark. Our friendship is going to be the stuff of legend." - Lex Luthor

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random-diddly

Random beyond words or so random it is unexplainable or uber random

"That was random-diddly"

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