Chicago Dump Truck

During sex, you turn around and proceed to make beeping sounds like a truck as you back up onto a girl, then take a shit on her chest.

Here comes the Chicago Dump Truck!
*Beep beep beep beep*

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brip

an outright falsehood

He was spewing brips.

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getto booty

A female with a large ass and large thighs

DAMN! that bitch got some ga-toe Boo-tee

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Mrs. Huffman

A stupid bitch with a sandy grand canyon vag, which probably has bodies stored in it, who thinks she is the chancellor of Germany in the 1930's, but in reality, she is just a stupid bitch who works at god awful Viera High School. She is a dictator about using technology and having fun. It seems as if it is her personal goal to censor the use of all technology. To that I say, censorship is to art as lynching is to Justice-Henry Louis Gates. 100% of the student body thinks this woman should land on an anti-tank land mine. Her bottom bitch, Mrs. Mijuskovic, or however you spell that god damn name, enforce shitty rules that have sent the school right down the shitter, and out to the Atlantic Ocean. where exactly she should be because SHE IS A FUCKING 40 TON WHALE.

Student: Hey dude, check this out! This helps me understand this math a lot easier!
Mrs. Huffman: Technology! 1 detention, and this IS MINE!
Student: But Mrs. Huffman, it helps us with our homework!
Mrs. Huffman: *Walks out of room*

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mike drunkbeater

Mike Drunkbeater is a professional redneck-style comedian. He performs as part of The Redneck Comedy Tour with Stink Fleaman, Walt Abernathy, and Larry, the guy who works for the department of water and power.

He is well known for his famous quote, "Oh that dog of mine!"

Mike Drunkbeater is coming to town!
Oh that dog of mine!

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scrimshaw

Any pornographic image or video.

Nick is amazed by the amount of scrimshaw on the internet.

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aruba

hevan, a place with no drinking age or restrictions where yuo can fuck and blaze and do all that shit that yuo want to and its fucking awesome. i love aruba a whole fucking lot its infuckingcredible.

i went to aruba and screwed and drank and had a helluva time. it was paradise.

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