Silver cricket

An elderly gray haired stripper that doesn’t shave her legs

I just finished my shift at the Ford plant, I’m looking forward to seeing Maude my favorite silver cricket at the club. The sound her legs make when she rubs them together sounds just like a cricket.

Golden Stranger

A variant of the The Stranger which add as self-inflicted Golden Shower as the finale. The Golden Stranger involves sitting on ones hand until it goes numb, or "falls asleep", and then masturbating with that hand. After ejaculating the masturbator then urinates on himself.

Dude, I finally combined my love of masturbation and getting pissed on, when I learned the Golden Stranger.

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