n00btron

See n00b.

"Omg, what a n00btron."
"You're the biggest n00btron I've ever met."

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sports entertainment

The biggest curse word for people who are fans of professional wrestling (TNA, ROH, indy promotions).

Fan #1: "I've been watching sports entertainment for twenty years."

Fan #2: "Sports entertainment has only existed a few years, fucktard. Why don't you watch some actual professional wrestling?"

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Mordecai

New WWE wrestler who calls himself the Pale Rider and Right Hand of the Father.

Mordecai is NOT an Undertaker ripoff.

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Hulk Hogan

The Orange Goblin. Was more than influential in the death of WCW. The original backstage politician.

Hogan, you big bald son of a bitch!

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teh tasty

adj. Of great importance or high status.

n. Something that brings great joy.

teh aniem are teh tasty.

teh b00bies are teh tasty.

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Money

The one true god of the earth.

God money I'll do anything for you.
God money just tell me what you want me to.
God money nail me up against the wall.
God money don't want everything he wants it all.

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Trinity

The Dragon (Satan), the Beast (the Antichrist), and the Prophet. Just as false as the Christian trinity/god, but much cooler.

The Diabolical Trinity believes in sex, drugs, and Rock n Roll. Can I hear a hallelujah motherfucker?

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