emo

(EA-moh), noun.
1) A subculture consisting of mostly suburban and small town upper-middle class teenagers who don't have any admirable qualities whatsoever, so rather than learn how to do something worthwhile, they try to pawn off being a whiney insecure little bitch as being cool.

2) As above, but alternately a whiney upper-middle class teenager who has never once had a really worrisome problem in their life, so they blow all their tiny little gripes WAY out of proportion in order to try and seem more normal.

3) A whiney, pathologically lying upper-middle class teenager who makes up fake problems to try and horde attention from would-be sympathizers.

4) Someone who for some sick reason idolizes whiney insecure upper-middle class teenagers, and attempts to be like them even though they are not. Some of these have even had a real problem here or there, which they make a point to dwell on as if it was the end of the world.

5) Someone who attempts to recategorize decent music from the past to a new category, in hopes of somehow ligitimizing their bullshit "subculture".

6) A ska kid who stopped taking their happy pills; or a scenehopping ska poser who "never liked ska dude, ska sucks.", because they aren't cool enough to have a real personality of their own.

7) A melodramatic upper-middle class teenager who falsely believes that anyone will in fact give a damn if they kill themselves, but is too much of a chickenshit to actually go through with it, so instead they turn it into a fashion statement.

8) A very horny, desperate teenage guy who thinks acting like a chick will get chicks, but gets pulled too far in to escape before they realize that chicks that dig guys dig confident guys, not insecure girlish guys. Insecure girlish guys are the ones they tell their problems to because they don't have to worry about getting hit on by them.

Q: What's the difference between an emo kid and a homosexual?

A: The emo kid is a fag.

Emo is proof that the gene pool lifeguard is off-duty

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