Communist manifesto

the most beautiful item in the world so beautiful the capitalist fucks had to go and shut it down. FUCK YOU CAPITALISM

person 1: what is your favorite book
person 2: the Communist Manifesto
person 1: good book
*communist anthem plays in background*
person 2: a good book indeed

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Dog Friend

A friend who exists to make everyone happy, they may shit on your floor, but you still over them

Friend 1: have you met example?

Friend 2: yeah he's our dog friend!
Friend1: yeah, but he has beef with jaquavyontavious.
Friend 2: every dog shits on the floor

Communist

anyone and everyone you know and love.

watch out for communists! they will kill your capitalism

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