The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time

A game so inexplicably awesome its existence can only be explained by ontological paradox, whereby an OoT game cartridge was sent back through time to a stage before the game's conception, and provided the basis for the game itself. An analogy for the game's existence is provided in the game itself, in the events surrounding the mysterious song of storms.

When I think of The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time I jizz in my pants.

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