Moonlight

A television programme originally broadcasted by ABC. A rip off of Forever Knight but with more ass-kicking and sexy vampireness. Involves irritating blondes with high voices and bad American accents.

Mainly watched by middle aged housewives.

Josef Konstantin: You know when I met her, she was building a pirate army.

Mick St. John: A pirate army?

Josef Konstantin: You know, back in the day you could do that kind of thing.

Mother: Did you watch Moonlight last night?
Other Mother: Yeah, Mick St. John is totally lavilicious

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