Nose Cardio

Cocaine

I'm beat, i did a ton of nose cardio last night.

Tyrannosaurus Arms

When going out with peers to a bar or restaurant and the same person never offers to buy a round, hence they have the short arms of a Tyrannosaurus and cannot reach their wallet.

-Wow I spent a lot of money last night.

-Yeah we paid for Joe all night. He couldn’t reach his wallet because of his tiny tyrannosaurus arms.

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