Masturbating.
From the idea that frequent fapping lessens the risk of prostate cancer in males.
"I was gonna go out last night, but decided to stay at home and fight cancer instead"
"Every time you fight cancer God kills a kitten. What's worse? Cancer or a dead kitten?"
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Small zone in Newcastle where the air reeks of criminality and Lynx Africa....
Your bird has been doubled more times than the dart board in Pedro's bedroom