wasband

1. the person who WAS your husBAND.
2. what you call the father of your children because you feel terribly bad crossing him out ("ex") every time you speak of him in front of the kids.
3. how you snidely introduce your new boyfriend to your ex-husband.
4. the HAS BEEN of a HUSBAND
5. your baby's daddy

"Damn, my wasband tried to hook-up with me again today as I tried to drop off the kids."

"Mike, this is my new lover, Jason. Jason, this is my wasband."

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