Curry

A derogatory name for a person from India. Short for currymuncher.

Hey mate, come here. I wanna show you what washing powder we use in Australia?
Why?
Cos you smell curry.

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Accident murderer

Someone who kills and then makes the murder to look like it was an accident.

“little accident murderer and i aint ever heard of ya". from Hit Em Up by Tupac Shakur.

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POO POKER

a homosexual that enjoys having arse sex.

I said Elton John you dirty old POO POKER, how's it going?

urban dictionary

a website for people who lack in ability to communicate in the English language. Low in IQ and EM (that's Emotional Intelligence, not Eminem), most of these retards resort to a language of their own, so they can easily relate to others like them. Often vulgar, rude and insulting.

wassup homes? yo erd 'bout da Urban dictionary nigga?
Yeah homie, so fukin wot? It's the best site eva.
Wtf yuo r a muthafucka n you shudd suk yur dog's dick!

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clobber

to hit someone hard.

Fuck off cunt or I'll clobber ya!

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cock slag

An unpleasant or irritating person.

Also can be someone who will say things about you behind your back to undermine your confidence.

Australian slang, an insult.

Can you not mow the lawn now, I just washed my car.
You can park it in the garage, this is the only time I have.
No I will not park it in the garage, it needs to dry.
I will wait for you to shammy it dry.
No I will keep it outside to dry.

This is what a cock slag typically does.

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Turner Brown

Turner Brown is a massive black dude with a 20 inch penis that frequents elevators in downtown Manhattan.

Turner Brown:

A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge black dude standing next to him. The big dude looks down upon the small guy and says, “7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown.” The small guy faints.

The big dude picks up the small guy and brings him to, slapping his face and shaking him and asks the small guy, “What’s wrong with you?”

The small guy says, “Excuse me, but what did you say?”

The big dude looks down and says, “7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown.”

The small guy says, “Thank God! I thought you said ‘Turn around’.”