whitewashed my Y-fronts

To ejaculate in your pants. Cum your pants.

Dude when I saw Michelle walk in wearing her skin tight black minidress and heels, I whitewashed my Y-fronts without even touching my dick.

you fucking faggot

A good general purpose insult to have ready on hand anytime someone pisses you off.

Wha'd you say you fucking faggot?
OUTSIDE!! You fucking faggot!
YOU fucking faggot

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Gaymaster

A master of all gays. All gaylords report to a gaymaster.

You are becoming aware of yourself as a gaymaster.

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Fuck off we're full!

Australian way of saying to foreigners to fuck off back to their own country cos we don't need any more migrants to support.

Fuck off we're full!! Go back to your own country you fucking Ching-chong. Don;t need you out here nipping our nuggets.

Kojak Kodak

Australian CB radio, slang for a police officer with a radar gun.

Yeah I got a Kojak Kodak sitting in the bushes just down the hill on your right.
Yeah mate, fI see him, fucken candy cam.

Corner of Eat Shit and Fuck You

An infamous intersection between two roads called Eat Shit and Fuck You. Often frequented by assholes.

If you want to get rid of someone annoying, tell them to meet you at the corner of ‘Eat Shit and Fuck You’!

Meet me at the corner of Eat Shit and Fuck You!

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C'arn

Australian slang for 'come on', especially at NRL matches.

C'arn cunt, c'arn OUTSIDE YOU POOFTER!

Down the Rabbitohs...Bleuuurp.. Beuargh