whitewashed my Y-fronts

To ejaculate in your pants. Cum your pants.

Dude when I saw Michelle walk in wearing her skin tight black minidress and heels, I whitewashed my Y-fronts without even touching my dick.

Gaymaster

A master of all gays. All gaylords report to a gaymaster.

You are becoming aware of yourself as a gaymaster.

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Fuck off we're full!

Australian way of saying to foreigners to fuck off back to their own country cos we don't need any more migrants to support.

Fuck off we're full!! Go back to your own country you fucking Ching-chong. Don;t need you out here nipping our nuggets.

unshaven nutsack

an annoying person of low integrity.

Boss: You got that briefing document ready for me yet?
Me: WTF. It's 9.00am Monday morning you unshaven nutsack!

Alicia

Alicia is a common name for a female. Often short, is polite, can be pretentious and sometimes grossly overweight. She can get teased by her classmates or coworkers.

Alicia? Have you grown yet?

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de-pube

Remove pubic hairs from something.

Next time you use my soap again, at least de-pube it after you finish!

go and get fucked!

Probably the most helpful suggestion you can give to someone you don't like.

So you don't like me? Ok, well how about you go and get fucked. Oh and you know what, even if you do like me, go and get fucked!

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