Charlie

Charlie is the NATO alphabet for the letter C.

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo Yankee Oscar Uniform!

gd

gd is an acronym shouted over and over all around the game chats in every game with a competitive theme.
It usually is shouted when you win, less often when you get defeated(it's meanings may vary)
It has a lot of meanings but the most used ones are:
get destroyed;
get doomed;
god damn it;
get dinked;
get diddled;

Example 1: "Not even a member of our team died this round! gd!!"
Example 2: "Bullshit! I hit you a thousand times and you didn't die! gd!!"
Example 3: "open your legs and gd cunt."

mental disorder

The act of thinking there are more than two genders.

Idiot: "Tumblr invented a new gender called vapeogender! Basically when I'm exposed my gender turns to smoke!"
Normal person: "Dude if you think your dick turns to smoke when they pull down your pants you have a mental disorder, if you have a dick you are a male, if you have a pussy you are a female, if you have none you don't belong to this planet!"

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Ghost mouse

That moment when you extend your arm to grab the mouse, but you forget it either isn't there or you didn't plug it in at all.

This page is so long! It takes ages to scroll it with my laptop pad, let me grab my... oh.
Just had a ghost mouse.

pan with a plan

A person who's sexual orientation is pansexual, but did not come out to the rest of his group of straight friends. Sort of like a secret agent.

pan with a plan: "Hey look at that hot chick"
Straight friend: "Oh man she's hot"
pan with a plan: *nobody suspects anything!"

post-masturbation realisation

That moment when right after you're done wanking and the load is blown you realise how the person you were thinking off when you were wanking doesn't attract you at all and is much less appealing than what you'd expected.

Alex was jerking off to one of his friends. After he came, he reached the post-masturbation realisation state as he didn't find that person appealing at all.

Sex

A multiplayer game from 2 people to 7,6 billion people.
There is no player limit probably.
As all games, not all girls(if not the majority) are good at it.
There is a single-player mode as well(masturbation) that is used by people who struggle to find someone to play with.

"Hey! Do you wanna have sex with me?"
"No, your joystick is too small, go masturbate."

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