Mid-Ass

1. Half way between your ass and the floor.

2. Between your ass and the panty line.

Ow! I slid off the couch and it caught me mid-ass!

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Sazon

A mixture of spices that is typically colored orange and comes in little foil packets. Found in virtually EVERY Hispanic household for it is the culinary secret weapon of Spanish food.

Juana's rice kicked so much more ass than Dana's because Juana uses Sazon and Dana does not.

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