allefonket

allefonket 1. A word humans use to attract mates
2. A new breed of heffalump
3. Teknofella spelled backwards
4. A word used during random conversation

Girl-"Whats up?"
Guy- "Nm, u?"
Girl- "Same"
Guy- "Allefonket"
(Girl thrusts self onto guy and passionately makes out with him)

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ped

a shorter version of "pedestian"

Whoooa Emily, watch out for those jay-walking peds!

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dildo

A plastic penis that
a. women pleasure themselves with
b. women pleasure other women with
c. men use in their poop tubes

made for pleasure

Ram that dildo up my poop tube, you gay son of a bitch!

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Skans and Smeel

Birthed by mispelled words, Skans and Smeel were originally Skank and Smell. Smeel is the name of a female dancing leprachuan, and Skans is the name of an old school meets new school lady of the night. Both are feminine, and were created in Ray-town Wisconsin by me and my two friends. Both words also include that the people dubbed are also extremely glompable to you at least.

Me: Yo Smeel.
Smeel: *Does a jig* Hi! Is that Skans?
Me: Yep. Hey Skans!
Skans: I told you not to call me that! *kicks me*
Me: Ow...you two are mean...but so glompable *glomps Smeel and Skans*

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rupert grint

is one of the only guys in the world who can pull off the long red hair thing.

I like your hair, man...

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n8

meaning "night"

Comes from combining the letter "n" and the german word "acht" (8) together to form "nacht", the German word for night.

myaimsn1: im going to bed, im tired.
thatonekid2: alright, n8.
myaimsn1:you too, c ya.

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