National STD Day

The day where people get to share their STD’s and not get called gay. The day where you can also give anyone you want STD’s. Happens on November 3rd. so basically where Beyoncé and Jay Z trade STD’s.

Kyle: hey homie, want some STD’s?

Chad: nah bro, that’s weird

Kyle: but it’s National STD Day!
Chad: oh shit go ahead then I’m gay today